Welcome to my website. I hope you’re finding this site well, whether you’re a fan or a bitter enemy hellbent on revenge. I created this site to showcase my comedic efforts to a loving Internet. Here are just a few of the things you can expect to find:
- A schedule of my upcoming performances!
- Blog posts!
- Fun facts!
- Contact forms!
- Broken links! (Sorry.)
- The true meaning of Christmas!
- A stirring sensuality you thought was long dormant!
I hope you enjoy your time on the site, and eventually find the feet porn you are really look for. I LOVE YOU AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.