Greetings

Welcome to my website. I hope you’re finding this site well, whether you’re a fan or a bitter enemy hellbent on revenge. I created this site to showcase my comedic efforts to a loving Internet. Here are just a few of the things you can expect to find:

• A schedule of my upcoming performances!
• Videos!
• Blog posts!
• Fun facts!
• Contact forms!
• Broken links! (Sorry.)
• The true meaning of Christmas!
• A stirring sensuality you thought was long dormant!

I hope you enjoy your time on the site, and eventually find the feet porn you are really look for. I LOVE YOU AND WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.

Sincerely,

Tom Selleck